我一腳踢飛一串串紅紅的葫蘆冰糖 Wo Yi Jiao Ti Fei Yi Chuan Chuan Hong Hong De Hu Lu Bing Tang 我一拳打了一幕幕的回憶散在月光 Wo Yi Quan Da Le Yi Mu Mu De Hui Yi San Zai Yue Guang
一截老老的老姜 Yi Jie Lao Lao De Lao Jiang 一段舊舊的舊時光 Yi Duan Jiu Jiu De Jiu Shi Guang 我可以給你們一張簽名照拿去想象 Wo Ke Yi Gei Ni Men Yi Zhang Qian Ming Zhao Na Qu Xiang Xiang
我說啊 Wo Shuo A 屏風就該遮冰霜 Ping Feng Jiu Gai Zhe Bing Shuang 屋檐就該擋月光 Wu Yan Jiu Gai Dang Yue Guang 江湖就該開扇窗 Jiang Hu Jiu Gai Kai Shan Chuang 平劇就該耍花槍 Ping Ju Jiu Gai Shua Hua Qiang
紮下馬步我不搖晃 Zha Xia Ma Bu Wo Bu Yao Huang 悶了慌了倦了 Men Le Huang Le Juan Le 我就穿上功夫裝 Wo Jiu Chuan Shang Gong Fu Zhuang
*Chorus 我不賣豆腐(豆腐) 豆腐(豆腐) Wo Bu Mai Dou Fu (Dou Fu) Dou Fu (Dou Fu) 我在武功學校裏學的那叫功夫 Wo Zai Wu Gong Xue Xiao Li Xue De Na Jiao Gong Fu 功夫(功夫) 功夫(功夫) Gong Fu (Gong Fu) Gong Fu (Gong Fu) 趕緊穿上旗袍 Gan Jin Chuan Shang Qi Pao 免得你說我吃你豆腐 Mian De Ni Shuo Wo Chi Ni Dou Fu
你就像豆腐(豆腐) 豆腐(豆腐) Ni Jiu Xiang Dou Fu (Dou Fu) Dou Fu (Dou Fu) 吹彈可破的肌膚在試練我功夫 Chui Tan Ke Po De Ji Fu Zai Shi Lian Wo Gong Fu 功夫(功夫) 功夫(功夫) Gong Fu (Gong Fu) Gong Fu (Gong Fu) 趕緊穿上旗袍 Gan Jin Chuan Shang Qi Pao 免得你說我吃你豆腐 Mian De Ni Shuo Wo Chi Ni Dou Fu
歡迎光臨 Huan Ying Guang Lin 等一下 我到三樓,三樓 Deng Yi Xia Wo Dao San Lou, San Lou 不是不是 Bu Shi Bu Shi 不是二樓 ﹐三樓﹐三樓 Bu Shi Er Lou, San Lou, San Lou
我稍微伸展拳腳 Wo Shao Wei Shen Zhan Quan Jiao 你就滾到邊疆 Ni Jiu Gun Dao Bian Jiang 回旋踢太用力 Hui Xuan Ti Tai Yong Li 畫面就變的很荒涼 Hua Mian Jiu Ban De Hen Huang Liang
落花配對配夕陽 Luo Hua Pei Dui Pei Xi Yang 翻山越嶺渡過江 Fan Shan Yue Ling Du Guo Jiang 我清一清嗓 Wo Qing Yi Qing Sang 清一清嗓 Qing Yi Qing Sang 唱起秦腔 Chang Qi Qin Qiang
飛天飛敦煌 北方北大荒 Fei Tian Fei Dun Huang Bei Fang Bei Da Huang 誰在水一方我撐起一把紙傘回頭望 Shui Zai Shui Yi Fang Wo Cheng Qi Yi Ba Zhi Shan Hui Tou Wang
啊這什麽地方 A Zhe Shen Me Di Fang 這什麽狀況 Zhe Shen Me Zhuang Kuang 啦啦啦啦 Lalalala 悶了慌了倦了 Men Le Huang Le Juan Le 我就踩在你肩膀 Wo Jiu Cai Zai Ni Jian Bang
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Translation
With s kick, the sugar-coated haws flow With a punch, memories disperse in the moonlight A section of an old ginger, an era of old times I can give you an autographed photo to picture all those
I say, screens should ward off them snow Rooftops should block the moonlight, the pugilistic world should be more open-minded Operas should exhibit spearmanship, i don't go wobbly when getting in a horse stance
Getting bored,panicky and tired, so I put on my kung fu suit I don't sell tofu(tofu), Tofu(tofu) What I learnt in the martial arts school is called Kung fu, kung fu(kung fu), kung fu(kung fu)
Hurry up and wear your cheongsam before you say I take advantage of you You are like tofu(tofu), tofu (tofu)
Your delicate skin is about to try my kung fu, kung fu(kung fu), Kung fu(kung fu) Hurry up and wear your cheonhsam before you say I take advantage of you
I only stretched a little and you find yourself at the borderland, If I overdo my spin kick The scene will become bleak Fallen flowers and the sunset a perfect match, and it made its way across the mountains, hills and river I cleared my throat and sing opera
I flew to Dun HUang and the north is a big wasteland Who is beyound my reach, I propped up an umbrella and turned back to gaze
Ah, where is this place, what is this situation? lalalala Getting bored, panicky and tired so I stepped on your shoulders
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